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Wednesday, October 17, 2012

WELCOME TO ALL MY NEW FRENCH READERS!

I am truly feeling like an international sensation now. In the past week this blog has tripled it's amount of readers from France. Unbelievable! OUI!  (Oui, is french for Si.) I am quite use to attracting a diverse crowd among my readers but for what ever reason I could not gain a stronghold in France. Well, that has certainly changed! Ever since this blogger admitted to a fondness for women with hairy armpits who don't bathe and smell like chimneys and sweat, drink to much and suffer violent mood swings-BIG RATINGS IN FRANCE! Ever since I wrote about my love for arrogant pussies who probably surrender in their sleep-BIG RATINGS IN FRANCE! And now that I admitted Jerry Lewis is a misunderstood,under appreciated comic genius-BIG RATINGS IN FRANCE! OH WAIT. I NEVER SAID ANY OF THOSE THINGS. I FUCKING HATE THE "don't fly over our air space" FUCKING FRENCH! IF I WANTED FRENCH READERS I WOULD WRITE ABOUT FUCKING MIMES AND CRUSTY BREAD AND OTHER STUPID SHIT! IF YOU ARE FRENCH STOP READING MY BLOG! GO KNEEL BEFORE THE GERMANS OR SOMETHING!  AND STOP MAKING REALLY STUPID ARTSY FARTSY MOVIES AND SENDING THEM OVER HERE! ALSO- BEER BEATS WINE! PANCAKES BEAT CREPES! AND FUCKING EVERYBODY BEATS FRANCE. FUCKING SWITZERLAND COULD KICK YOUR ASS!

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  1. FRANCE SHOULD FIGHT SPAIN. IT'D BE LIKE TWO FORMER TOUGH GUYS WHO ARE NOW QUAD AMPUTEES TRYING TO BITE EACH OTHER OR SOMETHING! sorry. that sounded better in my head.

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