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Friday, October 5, 2012

BRISTOL PALIN CAN'T DANCE! - WE NEED DEATH PENALTY!

So the fat dude with the beard got the boot from DWTS when everybody and their mother knows Bristol Palin should have been the one to go. This is an ongoing problem with the show. Since it is more a popularity contest than a dance contest lets have a common sense check each week before the better dancer gets sent home. So the announcer dude Tom or the big fake titted assistant with the hair can say "Hey Bristol (or whomever it is that week) you didn't get the boot but the fat dude with the beard did. Do you think that's fair?". If the shitty dancer (like Palin) answers "Yes! I do think it's fair" we go to the common sense check where the studio audience gets to vote if the fat dude with the beard should leave or should Bristol leave (or whomever it is that week). If the studio audience agrees that the shittier dancer should stay-Fine! The shittier dancer gets to stay against all common sense. In the case of Bristol Palin though, could somebody just kneecap the whore or something. Bristol Palin CAN'T DANCE!!!!

2 comments:

  1. Maybe you're right, maybe Bristol can't dance but the lil BeYatch (is that how cool black dude say that?) sure can screw! No ring but she got the kid. Gimme dem loose women anyday!

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  2. OK NOBODY NEEDS TO KNEECAP BRISTOL BUT CAN WE ALL PRAY FOR A TWISTED ANKLE?

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