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Sunday, January 13, 2013

GAY DEEP THROAT JOHN RE-APPEARS AT BIG BANG PARTY!

Gay Deep Throat John, the gayest of the Gay, has finally re-appeared on the scene. At least it is believed to be the Gay One. Long feared dead from a bizarre revenge murder/suicide involving: poisonous snakes, ice skating, ice skating Muppets, GLEE impersonators in drag on ice skates, and a whole lot of Tonya Harding Wrestling moves making use of choke holds and crying. Turns out the whole thing was some sort of performance art piece protesting performance art. Go figure. Anyhow, about a week ago rumors began swirling around the sales floor here at Kitchens and More that a pinkish, Apeman type with combed pubic hair on his head resembling Gay Deep Throat John had been arrested at an after hours club which had been host to a Big Bang Party. Understand, this was not a party celebrating The Big Bang Theory television show; this was just a "Big Bang Party" (your guess is as good as mine, however, the newspaper reported that the party featured  an entertainer known only as The Mexican Firecracker Ass W/2.3 cu. ft. capacity whose nickname is Echo's). The paper went on to say that a masked man in a leotard and froggy slippers attempted to belly flop away from capture (Gay Deep Throat John is extremely proud of his belly flopping ability) and was caught only after his cape got hung up on a chain link fence (Gay Deep Throat John frequently dressed in leotard, cape, and either Wonder Woman boots or Piggy slippers and had never successfully belly flopped over a chain link fence!). The paper also stated that the Police had raided the party after an anonymous tip reported underage Thai LadyBoys were charging $10 an hour for something called Gay Deep Foot. Coincidently, Gay Deep Throat John had long been known to have an interest in Gay Semi-Deep Hairy Hobbit Foot, so ...... Stay tuned. Gay Deep Throat John may be back.  Or maybe not. We will wait and see.

1 comment:

  1. YOU MAKE MENTION OF "SOMETHING CALLED GAY DEEP FOOT" LIKE IT'S PROBABLY SOME WEIRD THING. WELL IT ISN'T! GAY DEEP FOOT IS PERFECTLY NORMAL AND IS ALIVE AND WELL ON THE DISCO SCENE HERE IN FLORIDA. NOW, GAY DEEP FIBULA IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT!

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