IT'S NOT EVOLUTION. IT'S SEX!

OK. Here's the deal. The real truth. God didn't create all the different animals on Earth and neither did evolution. Sex did. Plain and simple. Think about it. Something like a hundred thousand years ago, and this is just one example, a really horny bear walked down to a stream. At that exact moment a really sexy salmon was swimming by. The horny bear fucked the sexy salmon and nine months later the world got its first seal. Simple. A duck fucks a beaver and BOOM!- Platypus! Simple. Anyhow I hope this clears matters up and stops the argueing.