SHADY GREG AND THE ISOLATION CHAMBER

Shady Greg, the world's most "Hands On" scout leader, is at it again. At what? Well, typical bizarre behaviour. Shady, who has no known friends since the possible death of Gay John, has announced that he has installed an Isolation Chamber in the vacuum area. Said Chamber is merely the top half of an old Hoover box which Greg places on his head while standing in a corner and nasally sings "I'm invisible! I'm invisible! Nan na nan na naaaaaaaah!" over and over until THE BEEHIVE WOMAN walks over and kicks him in the balls. Word on the street is that Shady and BEEHIVE are shacking up.