ASSHOLES! Everybody has one.

I have to work with an asshole. This does not make me unique as almost all of us have at least one asshole we have to deal with on a regular basis. I suppose the size of the asshole counts for something. I don't mean the height or weight but the "size" of the asshole in question. For example, a person who steals your lunch out of the fridge then helps you try to figure out who did it is a fairly large asshole. However a person who steals your wallet to pay for a prostitute then gives your credit card to a crack dealer is a substantially larger asshole.