C'MON CANADA YOU CAN DO IT!

This blog post goes out to all Canadians living in Canada (all hundred thousand or so) who have begun reading my blog. First, Thank You (unless you are French Canadian. I Fucking hate the French. And French Canadian is even worse. You assholes are Canadian, speak French and walk around with the Queen of England on your money. Fuck you! Make up your mind!). Secondly, as a country Canada is tied with France for number of readers (I hate the French) so if you would just bring some friends and family members to my blog you could leave France in the dust and we could tell those stupid little froggers to "Eat it and Die!" . So I say c'mon Canada you can do it!