tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.comments2013-06-11T11:06:52.884-07:00Random TangentsJimmy Keithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.post-24662003036159375582013-06-11T11:06:52.884-07:002013-06-11T11:06:52.884-07:00Shady would like to point out to his millions of f...Shady would like to point out to his millions of fans that he left the Appliance Department for an area that both " Blows and Sucks!"Jimmy Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.post-8059624352282127562013-05-07T17:15:14.728-07:002013-05-07T17:15:14.728-07:00What does this Big Jumbo Screaming Jammer fellow h...What does this Big Jumbo Screaming Jammer fellow have to say about Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls? A true CLASSIC, right?Jimmy Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.post-55289055118452521052013-03-07T17:39:03.012-08:002013-03-07T17:39:03.012-08:00JESUS H KRIMINY! YOU FUCKING MORON, THERE IS NO E ...JESUS H KRIMINY! YOU FUCKING MORON, THERE IS NO E IN FUCKING KROGER! WELL, THERE IS AN E BUT NOT TWO E's YOU FUCKING MORON! WHAT ARE YOU? SOME SORT OF TRADER JOE'S FAG? NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH FAGS I ONLY USE THE TERM TO DEMONSTRATE HOW FAGGY YOU CAN BE. WHICH SOUNDS BAD BUT IS NOT MEANT DEROGATORY STYLE FAGGY.Jimmy Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.post-90390778433139615812013-03-01T15:03:25.504-08:002013-03-01T15:03:25.504-08:00OK I'll bite. Who the FUCK is Kelly Fucking Mo...OK I'll bite. Who the FUCK is Kelly Fucking Monaco?Jimmy Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.post-11003337782821113572013-01-20T14:33:47.218-08:002013-01-20T14:33:47.218-08:00First off shouldn't it be a D24 Table with Rol...First off shouldn't it be a D24 Table with Roll20 options? Probably not. Secondly, Ol' KIng Harald says "Nor Veg!" and thirdly, Shady Greg the fucking Asshole switched my font color to black fucking up the look of my post.Jimmy Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.post-68213555564079944832013-01-13T10:08:14.731-08:002013-01-13T10:08:14.731-08:00YOU MAKE MENTION OF "SOMETHING CALLED GAY DEE...YOU MAKE MENTION OF "SOMETHING CALLED GAY DEEP FOOT" LIKE IT'S PROBABLY SOME WEIRD THING. WELL IT ISN'T! GAY DEEP FOOT IS PERFECTLY NORMAL AND IS ALIVE AND WELL ON THE DISCO SCENE HERE IN FLORIDA. NOW, GAY DEEP FIBULA IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT!Jimmy Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.post-13187024291117805032012-12-24T12:56:44.214-08:002012-12-24T12:56:44.214-08:00So wait a second, if "two front feet" is...So wait a second, if "two front feet" is incorrect then what the fuck is the lyric?Jimmy Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.post-81456201189102570882012-12-23T12:53:05.257-08:002012-12-23T12:53:05.257-08:00DUDE! Cut the guy some slack. If you had a zombie ...DUDE! Cut the guy some slack. If you had a zombie rooster for a dick you might be a little out of it as well. Of course, he had to be a 'TARD to get a zombie cock in the first place, so maybe he is a fucking idiot. Sorry for quibbling.Jimmy Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.post-60736362289083415482012-12-01T16:46:46.554-08:002012-12-01T16:46:46.554-08:00Is this just to see if people search frozen banana...Is this just to see if people search frozen banana/ass the way they do with "yogurt covered dick?Jimmy Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.post-2579526846614213192012-11-15T16:54:03.613-08:002012-11-15T16:54:03.613-08:00I once knew a guy who was THE BOOB of all breasts ...I once knew a guy who was THE BOOB of all breasts and his brother was the smell of all feet. Weird family. Anyhow, I'm just curious does the pussy of all vaginas have anything in common with Greg?Jimmy Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.post-66419825932610399132012-11-10T10:18:48.575-08:002012-11-10T10:18:48.575-08:00HEY ASSHOLE WHY NOT GIVE PATRICE O'NEAL A LITT...HEY ASSHOLE WHY NOT GIVE PATRICE O'NEAL A LITTLE CREDIT? ARE YOU SCARED OF A DEAD GUY?Jimmy Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.post-87755944363206138192012-11-02T17:22:08.908-07:002012-11-02T17:22:08.908-07:00YOU BEST NOT BE MAKING FUN OF TILA TEQUILA YOU FUC...YOU BEST NOT BE MAKING FUN OF TILA TEQUILA YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! THE SATANIST ILLUMINATTI GOVERNMENT IS REAL AND KILLING US. PLUS I ALWAYS LOVED HER TITS!Jimmy Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.post-7267956927625708582012-10-17T21:24:28.654-07:002012-10-17T21:24:28.654-07:00FRANCE SHOULD FIGHT SPAIN. IT'D BE LIKE TWO FO...FRANCE SHOULD FIGHT SPAIN. IT'D BE LIKE TWO FORMER TOUGH GUYS WHO ARE NOW QUAD AMPUTEES TRYING TO BITE EACH OTHER OR SOMETHING! sorry. that sounded better in my head.Jimmy Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.post-42999628061390612242012-10-16T13:44:01.651-07:002012-10-16T13:44:01.651-07:00Is it a felt puppet or just cloth?Is it a felt puppet or just cloth?Jimmy Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.post-1672925818460223972012-10-06T17:58:50.484-07:002012-10-06T17:58:50.484-07:00So what is and/or isn't allowed in public with...So what is and/or isn't allowed in public with a rubber chicken, if you have a strong CONSENUAL attraction to one another that may or may not have sexual overtones?Jimmy Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.post-74627112003546480212012-10-06T11:22:19.163-07:002012-10-06T11:22:19.163-07:00OK NOBODY NEEDS TO KNEECAP BRISTOL BUT CAN WE ALL ...OK NOBODY NEEDS TO KNEECAP BRISTOL BUT CAN WE ALL PRAY FOR A TWISTED ANKLE?Jimmy Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.post-72488165869371643272012-10-05T17:36:41.783-07:002012-10-05T17:36:41.783-07:00Maybe you're right, maybe Bristol can't da...Maybe you're right, maybe Bristol can't dance but the lil BeYatch (is that how cool black dude say that?) sure can screw! No ring but she got the kid. Gimme dem loose women anyday!Jimmy Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.post-19821103179036398332012-09-18T14:08:49.079-07:002012-09-18T14:08:49.079-07:00Editors Note- Lona does not actually piss in his m...Editors Note- Lona does not actually piss in his mouth she just wet farts in his general direction.Jimmy Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.post-44281135078318152822012-09-11T15:14:45.418-07:002012-09-11T15:14:45.418-07:00WAIT A SECOND, NOW I'M CONFUSED- WILL A JEWISH...WAIT A SECOND, NOW I'M CONFUSED- WILL A JEWISH LESBIAN EAT PUSSY? HOW DO YOU MAKE A PUSSY KOSHER? OR WAS ALL THAT ABOUT JEWISH WOMEN JUST BEING ANTI SIMIAN OR SOMETHING?Jimmy Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.post-15909072559476467152012-08-07T13:12:28.517-07:002012-08-07T13:12:28.517-07:00ARE ASSHOLE COCKSUCKERS WORSE THAN STUPID FUCKING ...ARE ASSHOLE COCKSUCKERS WORSE THAN STUPID FUCKING TIME WASTERS OR ARE THE TIME WASTER TYPES USUALLY ASSHOLE COCKSUCKERS AS WELL?Jimmy Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.post-39332452371731306282012-06-22T15:12:51.952-07:002012-06-22T15:12:51.952-07:00Are you aware that the last line doesn't rhyme...Are you aware that the last line doesn't rhyme with anything?Jimmy Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.post-5862810251863947792012-06-22T15:10:28.271-07:002012-06-22T15:10:28.271-07:00Where did he learn to drink from the toilet? And i...Where did he learn to drink from the toilet? And is toilet water really better than tap?Jimmy Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.post-61335586621949956102012-06-22T15:07:26.442-07:002012-06-22T15:07:26.442-07:00I think managers shouldn't be allowed to carry...I think managers shouldn't be allowed to carry a lasso on the job. He should apologize and start to carry a flower o' truth!Jimmy Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.post-49114543043428973492012-06-22T15:03:50.381-07:002012-06-22T15:03:50.381-07:00One question: How big is the box?One question: How big is the box?Jimmy Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7927558336375414736.post-14520170910398025262012-05-04T17:16:25.785-07:002012-05-04T17:16:25.785-07:00I don't get it is this guy actully a sword swa...I don't get it is this guy actully a sword swallower? Is he smoking the baloney pony? Is he a tunnel waiting for a train? Is he a poker choker or just metro?Jimmy Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595369768293515792noreply@blogger.com